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All Terrorists are Muslim, therefore all Muslims are Terrorists
A Ballad in Plain D-monic Logic
by Ginkminos
Our world is changing. Fast. And in ways that even the more visionary of our ancestors could not have imagined. Believe it or not, many of these changes actually do benefit mankind as a whole, or at the very least a significant part of it. The dreaded curse of consumerism, for instance, has led to an unprecedented rise in the living standards of millions across the globe who would otherwise still be floundering in the murky waters of abject poverty.
Man has been to the moon, can order pizza delivery without speaking to another person, and is able to replace the human heart. These are just some of the marvels of our age. The imminent end of religion as the preeminent guiding principle in our lives signals yet another miracle [sic], which the more rational amongst the populace of terra firma are preparing to celebrate with the kind of fervour more commonly reserved for rave parties fueled by sex ’n drugs ’n rock ’n roll.
On the flip side, the long awaited and much vaunted renascence of Muhammedanism has been cheered by many. It has also been denounced by many more, including the aforementioned ravers. It is the subject of the most intense debates and is, arguably, the defining discourse of our time. It polarises opinion like no other topic, except perhaps the question of the eminently questionable elegance of Lagerfeld’s Spring Collection.
Much of the debate focuses on the definition of “Terrorism,” and what constitutes this plague on civilised human life. The world is divided into two camps. One which equates Islam with Terrorism, and one for whom Islam offers the only route to the salvation of civilisation. While the latter group is composed exclusively of Muslims, membership of the former camp is open to all and sundry, and does not exclude (sensible) Muslims.
The most feared Terrorists belong to a cult unofficially known as Suicide Bombers ’R Us. Because they believe they are death-proof, possessing an unshakeable faith in Elysian reincarnation, they are not afraid to blow themselves (and many others) up into a million little pieces in order to achieve their evil, if rather fuzzy, goals. Many realistic people feel that, in light of the clear and present danger posed to world peace by these Godless felons, it is high time we renamed our celestial orb Planet Terror.
All this is nothing new, and is widely known. What is not known is how successful the Terrorists have been in their recruitment drive. Until recently Terrorists belonged to every race, colour, creed and sexual orientation known to Man (and at least one orientation known only to the loinclothed saadhu who inhabits one of the more impressive peaks of the Karakoram Range). No more. According to the Galoop Galoop Organisation’s latest global survey, every single non-Muslim Terrorist in the world has converted to Islam, right down to (in the case of males of this disgusting species) gleefully shedding their foreskins.
And we all know how accurate GGO’s surveys are. More accurate even than a mercury-ion clock on a long-term course of anabolic steroids, in case you were wondering.
GGO’s findings reveal that there are no longer any African Terrorists. There are no European Terrorists. No Caucasian Terrorists. No Jewish Terrorists. No Hindu Terrorists. And there are certainly no American Terrorists. (There’s just a whole lot of Bloody Tourists, but that is to be the subject of yet another survey.)
Ah (plop-plop-fizz-fizz), what a relief! This unambiguous homogeneity of Terrorists makes the job of hunting down and liquidating these demons so much easier.
An argument currently doing the rounds, quite disturbing for moral reasons to many in the bleeding-heart liberal community, advocates the extermination of each and every man, woman and child of the Muslim persuasion; thereby eliminating entirely the threat of Terrorism. Thankfully no Nazi gas chamber remains in working order, or the capitalist system would implode with the removal of so many hundreds of millions of consumer-goods consumers (“suckers” in marketing parlance). Where would we be then, hain ji?
In the meantime, until we can find a viable final solution to the terrorist menace, I advise all non-Muslims, and all sane Muslims too, to display extreme caution when faced with anyone
a) Sporting a beard.
b) Wearing a veil.
c) Speaking Arabic (cos you never know, it might just be some unholy incantation).
d) Using the word “bomb” in a sentence, even as a seemingly harmless suffix or prefix. (The commercial hub of India now, thankfully, has the much less frightening handle of “Mumbai.”)
e) Trying to convince you that she is not a Terrorist, even though she is dressed from head to toe in a jet-black tent, with just enough exposure to allow two eyes to peep warily out from within the incarceration of intellectual capitulation and incapacity.
If you do come across such terrifying creatures, please just drop whatever you have in your hands, and run like hell. As Messrs Gilmour and Waters used to sing so eloquently:
If you’re taking your girlfriend out tonight
You’d better park the car well out of sight
Cos if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They’re gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box
You better
Run… run… run… run…
Run… run… run… run…
Run… run… run… run…
Run… run… run… run…
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khaleel moshsin and Ana plz calm down already. It has already been stated that this article is NOT accusing all muslim’s of being terrorists and is simply “black humor” that criticizes people who are to stupid to tell the difference between a terrorist and a muslim. Secondly hats of to Annonymous for those pieces, and I agree that your mind is great for an 11 year old. May Allah bestow peace and blessings upon you.
These comments were great to read. Way to brighten up my day =)
@ TerroristKiller Just making a point that Islam ain’t based on brutality, it was based on peace. I’m a muslim youth and I wasn’t born a terrorist either.
here are some pieces, pro and con, on the subject at hand:
All Terrorists are Muslims… Except the 94% that Aren’t
Not All Muslims Are Terrorists; Tea Partiers Are
Not All Terrorists are Muslim
Not All Muslims are Terrorists, But All Terrorists are Not Muslim Either
Anti-Terror Lessons of Muslim-Americans
The Sad Truth Is That All Terrorists Are Muslim
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{Editors, PTH}
For each Muslims and non-Muslim. Beautiful gift…
Use your mind.
I think common sense will not let you down ….
Follow the link ( http://www.youtube.com/Mr3izah )
It is true that behind every mass movement or idea, an ‘ism’ is attached. This ‘ism’ is often coherent with the ideology of the followers or a name quoted by media. It is the media, who have reserved the word ‘terrorism’ exclusively for Jihadis! All others who are involved in such activities are given different ‘isms’ that either glorify their work or softens their acts of terror!
So terrorists in Jharkhand are called ‘maoists’ or ‘naxals’. Terrorists in the north-eastern states are called ‘militants’. Tamil terrorists in Sri Lanka are dubbed as ‘tigers’ while the Irish terrorists were ‘separatists’. Terrorists in Africa are ‘insurgents’, The Cuban terrorists were ‘rebels’, the Hungarian ones were ‘extremists’, the Chinese terrorists are ‘radicals’ and the American terrorists are ‘counter-insurgents’. The Israeli terrorists are ‘commandos’ and the communist terrorists are ‘revolutionaries’
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Wow!!! seriously folks, you guys are soo damn annoying! muslim, christian, jew, hindi, anyone who loves to constantly fight!!! just chillout for a sec, u peices of garbage. no one here knows what effin peace is, you guys are all damn terrorist in training! no seriously, u guys have no damn lives fighting on the stupid internet, on wheither all muslims are terrorist or not?
grow uppp!!! i expect this kind of behavior from little 5 year olds, not, 20 30 40 year old men!!! wow! man
how idiotic could this world be…very!!
you guys are all crap, probably all weeners arguing behind a computer screen!
grow the hell up u damn things!!!!!
@TerroristKiller
believe this or not, but EVERYONE is born a muslim!! you fill find out the truth hopefully soon, when u actually do some research, but if not soon, then im sorry to say this but, when you die…
anyways, have a awesome summer
terroristpersonally, zainab bibi, if growing up means expressing not one but three !!! every other sentence and using phrases like
“wow! man!”
i’d rather remain a child.
: )
though i have to agree that by
allsome standards i am some variety or other of crap.i look forward to having an awe-summer.
not sure if your wishes in this regard were directed specifically toward @terr-klr or all of us in general.
regards,
kinkminos aka ginkminos
I would like to congratulate kinkminos, Archaeo and co. for accomplishing such an advanced level of this simple form of communication that can thankfully be put into words on the Internet.
I hope that one day I will be able to write at this calibre. Alas, this day will be far away as I failed to come to a complete understanding with this piece at first. Incomplete being unsure.
I, as a Muslim, do not believe terrorism to be Islamic or terrorists to be Muslims.- I just wanted to clarify this.
For once I am looking forward to learning something in English. Kinkminos, you have succeeded where my English teachers have failed.
“whatever you are, be a good one”- Abraham Lincoln
Muslims, why do you assume that everyone who criticizes Islam has not read the Quran? I wonder how many of YOU have read the Quran cover to cover, start to finish, like I have. I found it to be 90% hate, violence, horrible prejudice against Jews, cruelty, warfare, domination, false pride; 10% or less peace, love and kindness. It is also filled with nonsense like “Stars are lamps and also MISSILES WHICH ALLAH THROWS AT DEVILS!” I really want to hear a Muslim even try to defend the Quran as “the word of God” and “scientifically accurate” with lines like that. But I’m thinking that any Muslim who responds to me will tell not even mention the “stars as missiles for Allah to throw at devils” line and will tell me to read the Quran again (as if the book would change magically into wisdom and goodness) or act like somehow I’ve gotten the wrong Quran or something. Sorry, I’ve read more than one translation of the Quran and it’s still savage and barbaric. I think everyone SHOULD read the Quran and also a good collection of Hadith and any biography of Mohammed you like. Mohammed’s life and character match perfectly with the Quran: He robbed, looted and terrorized nearby tribes who would not become Muslims, killing the males and taking the women for wives (after murdering the original husbands) or slaves. He also torttured or ordered the torturing (to death) of others, and asked his followers to assasinate even a pregnant woman who was making fun of him! Let’s not even get into his marriage and sex with a child who was “still playing with dolls”, Aisha. I ask you: what kind of role model is this??? ( And biographies I’ve read about Mohammed were mostly written by Muslims, who actually praised this behavior. So, please don’t write in to tell me that these are terrible lies written by people who hate Islam. WRITTEN BY DEVOTED MUSLIMS WHO SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THiS BEHAVIOR BY “The Best of Men”.)
So, my point is that Islam naturally breeds terrorists because it was started by someone much like the terrorists of today, except he was a little smarter and didn’t kill himself. (And the Quran is a manual for violence and warfare. The “peace of Islam” is “surrender”. It will be peaceful when the Muslims conquer, convert, dominate or murder everyone else.) See how fast Muslims flare up with threats and intimidation, even mumbling “say a single word more about Islam…I will kill”…right here on this website. The apples don’t fall very far from the tree.
some people just dont understand that not all terrorist are muslim and not all muslims are a terrorist, so it will be good if they do before they can say something about others
we are not all terrorist that is the dumpiest thing iv ever herd
Dear Bettie
Religion is not a computer game played by kids. so ist i shall request u to get out ur dreamland and see the world with open eyes and mind. u r still stucked in ur dreams.
Quran is not the poem of twinkle twinkle little star. it is the guide of reality.
u said that the 90 % Quran is composed of terror and war.so dear you don’t know the background of the wars.
for all ur doubts i will suggest u take a good medicine and sleep daily at proper time. so that ur mental level may be recovered.
and don’t forget reading the fairy tales. such stuffs suit u and ur mind.
Dear Bettie
Religion is not a computer game played by kids. so ist i shall request u to get out ur dreamland and see the world with open eyes and mind. u r still stucked in ur dreams.
Quran is not the poem of twinkle twinkle little star. it is the guide of reality.
u said that the 90 % Quran is composed of terror and war.so dear you don’t know the background of the wars.
for all ur doubts i will suggest u take a good medicine and sleep daily at proper time. so that ur mental level may be recovered.
and don’t forget reading the fairy tales. such stuffs suit u and ur mind.
WOW…this bit of literature really cheered me up in a way…doing an assignment on Muslims migrating to Australia with all the research that needs to be done it is finally a good feeling to have come across an article that has meant nothing but honest humour and no judgement on any other race or religion!
I thank u!
and I love JAH!
Fucking Muslims………
all of u circumcised muslims…u r just fukkin terrorists…all muslims r terrorists n all terrorists r muslims.chapter clozd.all of u blood sukking parasites.spread terror wherever u sons of sluts r present
@ khan.khan : u bastard muslim…son of a slut.ur alla was also circumcised???mother fukker…dont try 2 explain 2 bettie…wats in quran…d whole world is witnessing wat all d circumcised muslim bastards d world over r learning from quran-suiciode bombing,jehad,how 2 enslave,beat torture ur wives…how 2 spread terror,how 2 fukk ur mother n sisters…dats wat u all hav learnt frm quran n r teaching d world
The biggest act of Terror in the sub- continent was committed by one Narinder Modi , Chief Minister of Gujrat in 2000 Over 2000 people were brutally killed directly at his instigation with all the government machinery at his disposal. In 2008 over 100 churches were burned, over 700 homes torched and hundreds killed in the state of Orissa. The Vihswa Hindu Parishad, RashtraSwayem Sevak and the Bharitya Janta Party are the three biggest terrorist organisations in the World. WikiLeaks revealed that Rahul Gandhi told the US Ambassador that Saffron terror was the biggest threat in India. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones at others.
to amin
Modi reacted to the violence which islam and its agents and quislings had been inflicting on hindus since 1200 years.
Islam was created in Makkah and Madinah – not in the indian subcontinent. Here muslims are representatives of an aggression and an alien arabic imperialism.
Hindus are not doing any violence to muslims in Makkah and Madinah, the hometowns of islam. But muslims have been doing and are still doing aggression and violence to hindus in the homeland of the hindus since 1200 years. That is the crucial difference which you quislings of islam do not wish to account for.
Oh so you do admit it was revenge for something that may or not have happened centuries ago. And you take it upon yourself to ‘ right’ what you feel are historical wrongs. Great logic man. I suppose the churches that you burn are revenge for what the Brits did to you.
Homeland of the Hindus? Ha ha ha ! Give me a break! You didn’t even have name for yourself. It was the Persians who gave you a name. Hindutva is a joke…just something you people suffering from low self- esteem have devised to keep you going.
to amin
Your problem with hindutva (whatever it is) is not my problem. It is also immaterial who named us hindu. The name is secondary. What is crucial is writing honest history and living with self-respect. That is what Pakistan will never be able to give to you Pakistanis. Islam and pakikstan will always make you into quislings.
Hindutva is a joke – that is the good thing about hindutva. It is not a fascism like islam.
The number of churches burnt and christians killed is far less in India than in Pakistan. The number of temples destroyed and looted by muslims is far far more.
If Pakistanis as quislings of islam can be proud of some battle won by muslims 1300 years ago, then why should hindus not feel pain about the atrocities committed by muslims upon them 300 or 1000 years ago?
Please study fascism and you will find deep similarities between the methods of the BJP, RSS and VHP. Hitler did not succeed and neither will your fascist thugs Modi and Thackeray who have brainwashed you completely. If you follow the teachings of the Mahatma you will be a better person ‘ an eye for a eye will make the whole world go blind’!
You feel humiliated because you were a conquered people centuries ago. The conquerors lived, married and became part of your country. Now that is part of your history too. They adopted some of your customs and brought new ones too.You now have a hybrid culture. It is not exclusively hindu…it is not muslim or British. It is Indian. To hanker towards a pristine state of hinduism is just as ridiculous as some of our Mullahs’s dream of re- creating a mythical Islamic state. You fundamentalists are so alike…hatred has blinkered your vision.
to amin
I do not know to whom your post is directed. Fascism is a phenomenon in all religions, more or less – and presently the worst case is islam. Hindu fascism of today is a reaction to the aggressive successes of islamic fascism and imperialism of the past 1200 years.
You cannot separate hindu from indian. The two words have the same origin and etymology and connotation. They both come from the river name “Sindhu”. Muslim, christian, jew, parsi can be separated from hindu, but indian cannot be separated.
With jews and parsis hindus have no problems since they do not practise missionary activity. They do not create a class of quislings. They do not commit nor intend to commit any territorial or demographic aggression against hindus.
Muslims and christians are missionary ideologies from outside of India and they commit or intend to commit demographic and territorial aggression against hindus even today.
Hindu is an inclusive culture and identity. But islam and christianity are too anti-hindu to be included. Islam and christainity intend to exterminate hindu religions and identity. Some muslims say so openly, some do it, but pretend not to do it.
Its directed at you because the views that you have espoused is what i hear from the politico- fascist parties that I mentioned which are based on an inferiority complex. You fear islam and christianity because they are basically egalitarian creeds with a powerful appeal. The upper castes naturally do not want to give up their dominant status. T Hence the fear- mongering about forcible comversions and past grievances. If Islam had been spread by the sword as you allege, there would be very few Hindus left. Sufi Islam is the dominant strain in the sub- continent which is what we are trying to re- claim in Pakistan. The recent tilt towards Saudi Arabia is because of economic reasons. There was a time (before oil) when the Arabs looked towards the Sub- continent with enormous respect. Their older generation still do. It was the indian rupee that was the currency of the Gulf countries.
If hindu cannot be separated from india, neither can indian Islam or indian Mislims. They have been there since the 9th Century. You really don’t have anything to fear because you have numerical superiority. You are not going to be marginalised. And if india and pakistan solve their territorial dispute over Kashmir, there’s really no problem. Most pakistanis are very conscious of the fact that we are South Asian not Arab or Persian.
You are throwing everyone into one heap.
Indianness and muslimness are incompatible.
When you look at the Taj Maha you shouldl see it as a thing of Beauty and an Indian achievement….not a reminder of alien conquest. Same goes for the Gateway of India and other reminders. Secularism and respect for minorities, pluralism, diversity is the Indian ideal and what earns you respect in the world. If you try to become a Hindu Ideological State, demonise Muslims and use fascist methods to hold yourself together it will not work. Geographically too you are not in a position to be a Hindu State. Just look at the neighbourhood. Too many Muslims around. Unless you are planning a military conquest of Iran,Pakistan,Afghanistan,tajikistan, turkmenistan etc. And convert everyone to Hinduism!!
What is Taj Mahal – Stupid Tomb with 2 dead bodies.
Idiots go there….
Yes Amin, just look at the neighborhood around the Taj Mahal! Extreme Poverty! India with so much wealth but who has it? India is one of the most “class conscious” societies on earth! It is so bad that the lowest of the peasants can never, ever climb up the social ladder because they will forever be pariahs. Martin Luther King said, “A mind is a terrible thing to waste”. I hate to think how many brilliant minds have been wasted in India because of its “caste” system.
Lady Guinevere has spoken!!!!
@ amin…u r just a fukkin muslim overuzd slutt…or a son of a cheap overuzd slut…infakt all of muslimzzz aaaaarrrr…u fukk ur own mothers,sisterzzz n daughterzzz…u taught d whole world how 2 fukk n get fukkd by blood relationzzzz
See also this:
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2011/09/2011916184656576968.html
excuse YOU Christopher, you think Muslims are bad? do you? when you are out drinking and getting ‘laid’ we are sitting at home taking care of our sons, daughters, sisters, parents..etc and praying. so don’t YOU be criticising Muslims, when you don’t even know how to spell.
Hey amin , you r trying are getting off the track .. Don’t try to poke ur nose into what is happening in india.. Rather be thoughtful about pakistan’s horrible condition which like ever is on the verge of political and social collapse.. The world knows that u pakis are feeding and sustaining on america’s donations..
All muslims , the bloody motherfuckers , sisterfuckers , the sons of bitches are the terrorists , who pollute the world where ever they go …
iam getting bored of that shit goes around about muslim , firstly for u stupid indian cow worshipper u shouldnt insult anyone one and respect others ,the other guy show u how islam treating stupid like u ,u should know all that iam muslim and i hate terrorist , btw also terrorist are a bad understanding of islam i hate them ,u should now that not american who judge , american raped women in afghanistan and killed people all around , isnt that terrorism ? , i dont abuse jesus as u know islam believe in jesus show respect ,u insult my prophet even u dont know the bad consquence of that even i dont care about ur infidelaty ,i dont abuse jesus so respect my prophet show ur well educated religious that you taught from ur bible so i can even respect u or that ur bible orders to flame war with others and abuse other behind coward moniter think of ur selvies and ur drugs and alcohol that u take look what are muslims dont do like ur stupid life that end .